*Back when I was a kid* (I know, I should never star this way!) I always forgot when it was St. Patrick's day. At least every couple of years I'd be caught wearing blue or red or some "unacceptable" color on this day. So, I swore I would always help my kids remember to wear green (and avoid pinches and the teasing).
Today, I told Hailie that she needed to wear green today.
Hailie: Why?
Me: Because it's St. Patrick's Day and it's kind of a fun thing to do.
Hailie: What about blue?
Me: Well, if you wear blue with no green, people will pinch you.
Hailie: They shouldn't do that. I'll wear red.
Me: If you wear red, they get to kiss you.
Hailie: But what if they don't know me?
Me: They still might.
Hailie: That's not right. If they pinch me, they should get a big time out! Pinching can hurt people. And that would be a bad touch from someone I don't know.
Me: Yes, but it's a game. Not to hurt or scare you or give bad touches.
Hailie: But pinching hurts. That's a bad game.
Me: It's not meant to hurt - just play.
Hailie: But Mom, that's a bad game and we don't do that at our house.
Me: Um....
Wendi jumps in: So it's okay that Hailie wears a blue shirt because we don't play bad games.
Me: But, it's really just for fun and the pinches won't hurt -
Wendi: Mom, we don't pinch.
Hailie: I'll get my blue shirt.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!
The up side is that the blue shirt couldn't be found and we compromised on a shirt with orange and green stripes. Wendi chose a shirt with pink flowers and green stems. FINE! Luckily, Benjamin doesn't care what he wears (and would prefer to be nude anyway).
*SIGH*
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